The ABC's of Drinking

A-Alcohol:The key to surviving
B-Beer:The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C-Class:What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D-Dancing:A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E-Emergency:The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F-Fucked-Up:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G-Games:Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H-Hang-over:Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I-Idiot:The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J-Jail:Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K-Kissing:What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L-Lord:Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M-Money:That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N-Not Again!:What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
P-Pee:What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q-Quilt:What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
R-Reform:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S-Sex:What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T-Ten:The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U-Underage:Most of the drinking population in college town
V-Vodka:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W-Worm:The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X-X-Ray:How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y-Yourself:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z-Zoned:How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking